Came back from town yest-day to find a gate pile of steaming hoss dung outside our front gate - literally!! We don't want ta knaw how good tis for the roses or any such thing we just want ta knaw why the hoss rider did stop for un to do it on the pavement and why twas just left thar in this gate heap??
Thank gawd it twant a gate dog - we would have ad to ave a brer big plastic bag for un! As ee was Hedley had to get the slop pail and shovel out and fill un up and chucked said dung in the field. A neighbour came pass with her dog and she ad to stank in the rawd - she had a small bag with her but we said that int knaw earthly good for this lot my ansome!
Joking aside - why on the pavement?